Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 139th Edition

last SG · 2010-06-17T14:54:56+00:00

lol .....check out romania's new GST rate .... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10424900.stm

av98m SG

yesterday when i met my friends, they were telling me about some dumbass they knew.

here's what happened.

he married a girl that his WHOLE family disapproved of. during the wedding, his whole family took off to malacca for a holiday, his family practically disowned him because of the girl.

then he had this grand plan that they get married, both start working so they buy a car

well guess what, girl got pregnant, now have baby, girl dun wanna work, he suck thumb.

he has a car that he can't afford because of he has 2 more mouths to feed and he only has the car for 1yr plus. if he took a 10yr loan, good luck to him.

he wants to sell the car now... really really good luck to him.

and also. HE PAID FOR HER EDUCATION so that she can have a baby and stay at home.

what a moron. does the girl even look good naked? and if not, could she be using the same bomoh as the neutered one's bitch?

LOTUSfairy SG

same here. did you pack food from home?

i had banana and an apple :)

elindra SG

KNS that is a cheap pet fish la

the Bear SG

the old timers call it ikan jelawat or something like that ........

it was a pest when the reserviors were newly opened .... they come around in schools ......

and fruits ? .... nah .... you could get them on worms or bread ....

I'm not sure how much it costs now, but sure as hell not $1200 .....

the most expensive freshwater fish I know is the malayan mahseer, that one can cost maybe 180 ringgit a kilo up north .....but this ? .... nah ...

profitable way to get rid of pests

btw.. any bus nutcases here?

can we get refunds from the ezlink cards as in, i don't want the card anymore.. my department gave us one each and i signed up for the PAssion card to get a bag for zora ($12 for the card, free Fila bag, not a bad deal) which is also an ezlink card..

don't want so many cards in my wallet

LOTUSfairy SG

I'm constipated .....

too much durians last night ....

i thought u had miso salmon???

kopiosatu SG

what a moron. does the girl even look good naked? and if not, could she be using the same bomoh as the neutered one's bitch?

no idea

but seems like the whole community doesn't like her family

could be the bomoh

or the guy must be farking stupid

elindra SG

the old timers call it ikan jelawat or something like that ........

it was a pest when the reserviors were newly opened .... they come around in schools ......

and fruits ? .... nah .... you could get them on worms or bread ....

I'm not sure how much it costs now, but sure as hell not $1200 .....

the most expensive freshwater fish I know is the malayan mahseer, that one can cost maybe 180 ringgit a kilo up north .....but this ? .... nah ...

180 ringgit a kilo is very cheap liao for the mansheer

And it depends on the colour of the mansheer too

Right now if you exclude the ultra rare colours the most expensive one is the Blue Mansheer which is definately more ex than RM180/kg :P.

From Malaysia it's usually the Red Mansheer

av98m SG

no idea

but seems like the whole community doesn't like her family

could be the bomoh

or the guy must be farking stupid

bomohs only work when the guy is fucking stupid to begin with

LOTUSfairy SG

Ya it doesn't make sense at all

We have been thinking about a car but didn't think it necessary now

We may get one if we have a cub but still I think it doesn't make sense

i have shelved the idea temporarily when i saw the COE prices 2 months ago..

Fatum SG

i thought u had miso salmon???

durian ish desert .....

on my way there I passed by geylang .... lots of durians ....

kopiosatu SG

bomohs only work when the guy is fucking stupid to begin with

the guys asked me yesterday how i would rate the neutered one's bitch

i say 1/10... if i can give 0/10 or negative, i would.

then one guy said "ok lah, the 1 point is for her not being fat"

elindra SG

Anyway the Sultan Fish aka Mad Barb aka Leptobarbus hoevenii is the fish they kenna ketok

From Fish Base

av98m SG

its like obi wan said..jedi mind tricks only work on the weak of mind.

i think same applies to bomohs

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

i had banana and an apple :)

I had been cheated of my lunch at MS FC with a new stall...

absolutely no good... I shall stick back to the old western stall...

av98m SG

the guys asked me yesterday how i would rate the neutered one's bitch

i say 1/10... if i can give 0/10 or negative, i would.

then one guy said "ok lah, the 1 point is for her not being fat"

I agree. 1/10 is a fair score.

Fatum SG

180 ringgit a kilo is very cheap liao for the mansheer

And it depends on the colour of the mansheer too

Right now if you exclude the ultra rare colours the most expensive one is the Blue Mansheer which is definately more ex than RM180/kg :P.

From Malaysia it's usually the Red Mansheer

I have never heard of the blue mahseer ..... only read about the indian mahseer which is a huge ass fish they catch in fast flowing rivers in india ......

kopiosatu SG

either i find a bomoh or i become a jedi

the Bear SG

okay.. the guys paid more than a grand for a fish which could make them sick

elindra SG

I have never heard of the blue mahseer ..... only read about the indian mahseer which is a huge ass fish they catch in fast flowing rivers in india ......

Blue Masheer : From India

Red & Green Masheer: Malaysia

White Masheer: Only in Sarawak and very very hard to find

There is also purple and gold but dunno from where

kopiosatu SG

OMG

i just realised

the WAITER used the jedi mind trick on the weak minded patrons!!!!

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